melaikick

i love the way you lie

Posted on: September 19, 2010

okay… no one is allowed to dictate what i should or should not write about. i’ve held back. but since you say otherwise, which i extremely respect, i feel that i have every right to bash now. do not scold me on this, miming… i’m just pissed right now. anyway, sabi mo st0rong, diba? i know you hate disclaimers, this isn’t one. just remember, you taught me how to demand. my heart is demanding this to be let out. you taught me that when the world slaps me in the face, i go and kick the nuts, twice. so this is my way. and after this, i’d follow what you said, rest assured that if there is another similarly classless comment, i will delete it. i promise.

i prefer not to swear in my blog and i really have tons of patience but i think you deserve it. so here’s something for you, so-called girlfriend of that someone i supposedly liked… get some manners and go fuck yourself preferably in the ass with a big stick. fuck you very much.

i thought about this for a while… kung ipopost ko ba yung offensive comments or not. they’re disgusting. pero since i’m really pissed, and  people have been asking, and this is clearly the fastest outlet… here they are. and i’m sure you’d understand why i have such a stalwart counteraction.

so, i’ve been getting attention at work… i’ve had a surge of readers and a couple of formspring compliments. it seemed to be because of a person we shall call arkangel, who’s kind of good-looking, and the rumors that he liked me. which, let me clear here, are only rumors. hindi ako nagmamaganda, nanahimik lang ako dito sa isang tabi when all of a sudden i get these… “yuck imbento sa formspring, kaw lang din nagsesend ng mga yan. pathetic!” followed by “eww imbento ng mga comments dito sa formspring. nakakaawa ka naman,” and another, “inventor. hahaha” so, i thought it was just some random hater with nothing to do. i let it go. i don’t invent stuff. anong makukuha ko dun? i have better things to do.

tapos, i made that previous post, my readers should know… and then i get this, “hatee? funny naman that word? the dictionary ba yun. and oh im so sorry if u confronted him about me, its just that my fight is his fight i guess. ganun nya ako kamahal eh. better luck this time.” … hay, a short paragraph with grammar so bad, it gave me a headache. and a follow up, “no wonder you love shimazu, you are into japanese. LOL!” of course, max is annoyed, both on the ridiculously incomplete sentence and referral.

it takes a long time for me to get riled up. so sabi ko, sige non-confrontational approach. i asked this person, “so why are you fighting me? what exactly have i done to you? di ko inaagaw bf mo, di ko nga kinakausap eh… iyong iyo na siya we remain great friends and i respect his decisions. ano ba ginawa ko sayo? nabalian ba kita ng buto?” na hanggang ngayon hindi pa niya nasasagot.

ang sagot lang, “move on biatch! LOL!” ahm… anong move-on? kanino? hater stalks my twitter account too, here’s an insult, referring to my lingerie post. “lingerie? wtf? are u kidding me? i cant imagine u wearing one! ang payat-payat mo at sorry for the word pero ang panget mo teh! it’ll be nakakasuka. LOL!” unfortunately, i am able afford lingerie as well as i have as much self-confidence to prance around in a bikini as anybody else.

and i’ve got more surprises today… “so why are u so pissed? ikaw tanga for thinking na maagaw mo xa sakin. LOL! keepnit coll dude. ang panget mo lalo eh. LOL!” and another one… “stop dreaming babe. he is disgusted by the thought na nagustuhan mo siya. sorry to burst ur bubble ugly duckling. stop making papansin by your posts, mga imbento mong posts.” and the last one, maybe for today? hahaha. “pwede ba nexttime bago ka mag ilusyon, ipaayos mo muna yang pagmumukha mo, ur teeth and yang katawan mong parang liliparin ng hangin. mukang kang bumbay na dugyot.”

ngayon, me and friends are extremely confused, this is a frak understatement already, sure ba talaga siyang napapangitan siya saken??? kasi kung pangit ako at hindi ako threat sa pag-iibigan niya ng siyota niya, bakit niya ko inaaway? diba? wala ka lang magawa? insecure much? o as joolee puts it, just plain stupid?

now, what kind of person does this? di ba yung walang pinag-aralan lang? ikaw ang gf diba? kung sino man yang lalaking yan, take him, pabuntis ka pa if you like. igapos mo yang sarili mo sa bf mo. hahaha. no seriously, you better get a life, maghobby ka… para hindi ka nanggugulo ng ibang tao. what comes around goes around. mabilis ang karma, don’t go nosing around other people’s business. if you don’t like my posts, don’t read them… di kita pinuwersang basahin yung mga yun. magtimpla ka ng kape at dagdagan mo ng sampung shot ng espresso ng magising yang utak mo.

ahayt, if i get another post from this person without an explanation as to why he or she or it is fighting me… then it only means meron siyang major major brain problem.

yun lang. i feel so much better.

♥ melai

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5 Responses to "i love the way you lie"

“no wonder you love shimazu, you are into japanese. LOL!” nakow parang kilala ko na nagpahiwatig

okay yan. keep it up. basta storong ka sa end game. ayos yan.

anung kaguluhan ‘to?? bat may mga ganitong eksena.. tsk tsk

tisk tisk tisk. i support thee in thy quest.

(@Gaki – anung storong???)

OMG. Now I know. Who the fuck is this? :]] Insekyora much!

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